African grey pecker... um, I meant parrot.

African Grey: Do I look friendly to U !? Touch me for what !?
Me: Touch only what, cannot meh.... Why U bite me !? Pain leh....
African Grey: Wanna touch must pay 1st.... Zai bo, si gin na !
Me: What the toot ! #%&^*! (I better think of getting something smaller & more passive....)